My life is a deep, dark well full of soft toys and ponies.

This is my humour blog, I hope it makes you smile, that's me up there^ ^ ^ and just above that is a reference to Douglas Adams. Laugh on and be well! (: Feel free to message me anything you want...


Person: the doge meme sucks.



Doge: wow. Such attacked. Came out for good time. Much honest.




name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up


Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.