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This is my humour blog, I hope it makes you smile, that's me up there^ ^ ^ and just above that is a reference to Douglas Adams. Laugh on and be well! (: Feel free to message me anything you want...
Humor bloggers are the best because they’re all so nice and cute and all have the same fucked up sense of humor and even if some of us don’t talk to each other its like a quiet but known mutual love we’re like one giant extremely dysfunctional family :)
im in th process of typing this paper for school and i accidentally typed 2946 instead of 1946 and as i erased it an eerie feeling came over me bc i realized in the Future teachers will assign essays about what happened in th year 2946…and then i started wondering if any students from 1913 have ever accidentally written 2013 and i had 2 lay down for a bit
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math?
and minor in buttology?