My life is a deep, dark well full of soft toys and ponies.
This is my humour blog, I hope it makes you smile, that's me up there^ ^ ^ and just above that is a reference to Douglas Adams. Laugh on and be well! (: Feel free to message me anything you want...
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.